Saru: *is cooking the pork chops*
Sarupapa: Pass me the flour.
Saru: What kind?
Sarupapa: Petunias.
Saru: Pansies?  Roses?
Sarumama: Chrysanthemums.
Saru: You can only have it if you can spell it.
Sarupapa: In that case, your mother wants carnations.

Saru: *takes the last bag of milk out of the fridge* Our fridge is now officially empty.
Sarupapa: Is not.  ( Read more... )

Settling between Lee’s slightly spread legs, he looked up to meet hot brown eyes.  Flushing faintly at the lustful look on Lee’s face, he was unprepared for the boy’s next words ( Read more... )

Title: Hot & Bothered
Fandom: Original Role-Play Characters
Characters: Ford Wentham & Orion Hebert
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Um... sex?  Do you really need to be warned about that?

Ford shivered as the cold water covered his skin, he was so lost in his own discomfort, that he didn’t even hear the bathroom door open again.  Straightening, he slicked his ( Read more... )

Could I GET any more stupid?

I get to work at 11, work la dee da, at 5:30 I go, "Oh, who's closing tonight?  Is Val late?"  *looks at schedule*

Yeah.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 1 to 9:30!!!

AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHING WHEN I CAME IN AT ELEVEN!!!!

So I stayed until 9.  And then went home.  >.>;

And tomorrow is going to SUCK THE BIG ONE.  Because I have a 10:30am ( Read more... )

So I finally finished C&R10. Now Jools can stop nagging me for it. And start nagging me for 11. >:|

A little excerpt because I love this part:

“You took something of mine,” he continued, “and I want it back.”

I fidgeted where I stood, shifting from one leg to the other as I examined the tops of my sneakers intently. I had a feeling things were ( Read more... )

Her mother always said she was trouble.  Insists that she named her Jane in the hopes that it might temper her natural attraction to being in the wrong place at always the wrong time.

You might ask how her mother could have possibly known at her birth that she was trouble.  Mother's instinct perhaps?  Or most probably it was the fire in the ( Read more... )

Hahaha I fail at life tonight. XD Spamming up peoples flists. DEAL WITH IT!

Title: Blue Eyes Blue
Rating: PG for implied polygamous relationship.

Breathe in. Breathe out.

The room was nearly silent except for the soft sounds of her controlled exhalations and the wooden floor creaking under feet as she moved through her stretches.

Each movement was ( Read more... )

I started writing a new novel today, I was inspired by a song that Nili made me download.

Title: Heaven Help Us (tentative)

Author: Sarah

Summary: A young man dies and is faced with the complexities of the after life, moving onward, and his own misconceptions of God, heaven, and angels.

( Read the crap! )